Player Profile: #17 – ‘Big Time Producer’ Paul Graham

Well, if a player profile is to follow a big game by any player, then we’d have no player profile this week….but we realize an opportunity here at…and that is an opportunity for free Raptors tickets.

In both games he’s played in this year, Paul ‘Get Your Hate On’ Graham has played his game…it’s not exactly hockey…I really don’t know what it is…it’s like gangsta-rap mixed with ice capades mixed with the love of a 70’s porn-star….and that’s the game known as PG (which is short for Paul Graham, in case any of the Greens are reading this)….

Sometimes referred to as ‘Paul’ by his peers, he is often seen no-where near the arena, but instead spends many hours trying to transform basketball into a full contact sport. Rumor in Toronto is that Paul was heavily involved in the trade of Vince Carter – apparently along with the deflated basketball and overage players, the key to the deal was some new VCR’s for the production team – so let’s not be so quick to discount that trade.

Hey Don….Wayne or Bob M….if PG made you read this….I need work…I know there’s no hockey…now’s the time to get your technology in order…call me…

Aside from that, the entire NBA is well aware of PG:

“I can honestly say that it was 100% consensual, and I think PG knows that it was just a really beautful night we had” – Kobe Bryant

“If I have to hear one more time about ‘thats not the way we do it in hockey’, I’m going to strangle my producer” – Chuck Swirsky, voice of the Toronto Raptors

“I gave up dunking, then I started again, then I stopped again, now I dunk again – and PG produced all the drama” – Vince Carter

3 Comments For This Post

  1. PG Says:

    Talked to Vince last night in Jersey….and he was disappointed that ESPN does not air any Blues hilites…
    says he misses Sully. Apparently, Mike used to visit VC regularly at his lakeshore condo where Vince used to dress up and beg Sully to call him “Bad Girl”….and for the record I have played in 7 games this season

  2. JP Says:

    7 games….who wins the pool.

  3. Mike DeLisle (not Deslisle) Says:

    PG is like the wind…..he comes to town unseen ….creates a shit-storm……and nobody sees him leave….though we know he will blow in again!!!

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